Pick a loop for the little screen on my chest. I will wear whatever you choose.
Back to me
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Control me
This is the panel for the gear I am wearing. Pick a device, nudge a slider, and hit send. If the signal reaches me I feel it, wherever I am on the floor. Be gentle with me. Or do not.
Not connected
Write something on my collar and I will scroll it around my neck for everyone to read.
Type something below
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Buzz me, beep me, or give me a proper jolt. Your call, not mine.
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Gentle Medium Intense
Duration
Paint my harness. Pick a mode, then a color or a word to wear across my chest.
Pick a color
Two ways to get my attention: a slow, steady buzz, or a sharp little zap.
Vibration
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Pattern
Shock
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Gentle Medium Intense
Duration
Set the strength and send a zap to the cage. Gentle is only a suggestion.
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Gentle Medium Intense
Duration
I cannot promise this system will actually work during Darklands. I might not have signal, I might be busy being a very distracted pup, or the code I wrote (held together by hopes and dreams) might finally give out. If the status stays a red dot and refuses to connect, come find me at Darklands and control it straight from my phone instead.
Either way, thank you so much for even looking at this page. And if you want, ask me to take some pics of you on my cam, I would be more than happy to.